6.28.2010

can't help but panties drop!!


I KNOW Y'ALL WOULDN'T CARE WHAT THE CAPTION WILL BE~ SO IM NOT GIVING A DAMN ON MAKING THIS POST LONG! GO ON, STARE, IT'S FOR FREE!!!!

6.22.2010

Dear Taeyang,

Please stop this! NO TO SUNDARA!
Please make me not bitter while waiting for Solar!
Please show your abs instead of girls on your MV!
Please, please, please!
Please, please, please!
Please, please, please!

6.07.2010

Bigbang for Auction

 DISCLAIMER: IM NOT A MAD SCIENTIST OR A CREEPY KPOP IDOL MURDERER WHO WANTS THEIR ORGANS AUCTIONED. THIS WHOLE POST IS JUST PART OF MY IMAGINATION AND IM NOT EVEN PLANNING OF PUTTING ALL THESE INTO ACTIONS.

No guys, I wasn't lucky enough to kidnap Bigbang and have all our boys for auction.. and if I was miraculously lucky, I will not be auctioning them anyway...

So what's this whole blog post all about??
This is another I-WILL-[insert something here]-IF-I-[insert something here too] post. This post is somehow ambitious with alot of IF-THEN rants all about our dear Kpop idols. I'm an ambitious fangirl and my imagination's overly sick that no med can cure it so why not share a piece of it with my lovely co-fangirls?!

Ready? Here it goes..

topic:
I WILL AUCTION ON EBAY/AMAZON BIGBANG'S BODY PARTS IF I TURN INTO A DREADFUL OBSESSIVE SCIENTIST/KILLER/CRAZY FANGIRL

So what are those body parts I think will earn me million bucks if I auction them on ebay?? hmmmm...

GD's strand of hair
I think fangirls will still bid on this even if this strand is drenched and dried with power blower, sticky gels and been murdered and reborn by those evil stylists.. It's still GD's hair, people, the one you all are talking about, debating and fighting whether that hairstyle looks good on him or not, the one that makes you want to kill the stylist for making GD look like a time warp creature, and the one that impresses you for the fact that GD changes his hairstyle like he changes clothes!


So what can you do with GD's single strand of hair when you win it? uhmm, frame it and make an altar of it! place it beside the heartbreaker album and make other non-kpop people think that the face on the heartbreaker cd cried tears coz you plucked his last strand of hair! yeah, let them think of it that way!

Seungri's dark circles
This ain't surprising anymore. Seungri's sooo known for his dark circles like [CORNY ALERT] when you see 1st graders in their art class drawing small and big circles and they all color it gray, you think of Seungri!


And these circles will be a freakin' collector's items. So what can you do with these?? here's what, print out a huge picture of Seungri, then paste those dark circles right on top of Seungri's dark circles on the picture, frame it all up, and display it outside your house with a message below saying, "HERE LIES SEUNGRI'S DARK CIRCLES". You're one proud SR's dark circles owner baby!

Daesung's arm and leg muscles
uhmm, im not so sure if I can earn billions from these but I guess there are still mad scientists out there who are fangirls too who'd love to place Daesung's biceps, triceps, quadriceps on a jar filled with that liquid substance used to store these gross body parts for display on their creepy science lab. With these body parts on auction, imma give these bidders a treat, GET 1 MUSCLE, TAKE 3!


and what's the practical purpose of these muscles? In the end of the world this 2012, we all will be starving with nothing to eat, but since you have our loverboy's muscles, fry them! *pukes*

Top's eyelashes
yep! Top's glaring eyelashes on my BIGBANG AUCTION! I just dunno why but I want his eyelashes more than his eyeballs and balls.  Eyelashes are just so feminine and it'll be awesome if you get some from our assassin Vick. Someone even told me (Valentina from Italy) that she wants to have his eyelashes rubbed on her neck. uhmmm... atleast we have a sure bidder on this! 


and use it for what?? do the same thing with Seungri's dark circles, put the eyelashes on top of Top's pic but display it instead in your bathroom and don't frame it. So when you do make-up, and you don't know where your fake eyelashes went, you can just grab Top's as a substitute!

Taeyang's sperm
now, this item is the most precious among all for the fact that this sperm will totally change your life! After you bid on it and win it, have it injected in your body and just tell your mom that you're carrying a kid of a very famous Kpop Idol. You'll be disowned by your family of course, it won't change anything. But the fact that you know for sure that your son or daughter will be carrying Taeyang's genes is ok rather than your boyfriend's who's a freakin' douche who'll leave you after you show him the pregnancy test result! Taeyang's sperm will be the thing for hardcore Taeyang-fan bidders who know for a fact that Taeyang can't marry them so they just prefer to have Taeyang's sperm instead.. count me in on this, ill impregnate myself with Taeyang's genes. I want to have my lil Taeyang in the next few years.


and how do you keep it? You don't have to! I'll hire some doctors during the auction day so the lucky bidders will have the sperm injected directly after giving me the money! that easy, that fast!

and the BIGBANG AUCTION starts NOW! <3

special credits to Dee and Val, my iBB sistahs, for inspiring me to do this post! <3 <3 <3