5.28.2010

please get this for real!

Would it be so freakin' utterly amazing if this trailer really is a trailer for real?? It looks so real that you would die happy just to see the movie..
 All the dopest dancers in KPOP joined together for a movie? THAT'S EXCITINGLY HOT!

I got one boo for the trailer though, the dubbing.. but in the whole totally of the vid, I give it a FIERY 10 

uh oh!

Am I the only one thinking that this pic was shot at the worst angle??

5.27.2010

Lee DeWyze

and I supported the rightful idol AGAIN! see how cool and right I am? yaayy! *throws confetti everywhere*


credits to @RyanSeacrest for sharing the pic!

5.26.2010

LIPBITING

5.22.2010

better spam late than never






5.21.2010

If I get to snatch..

Lee Hyori's skin tone..

Gain's physical body..

Tiffany's seems-to-close-when-she-smiles eyes..

Bom Park's pair of legs..

Minzy's maknae innocence..

CL's baddest fierceness..

Tasha's rapping skills..

Gahee's sex appeal..

Jessica's bitchy attitude..

Kim Tae Hee's pinkish little lips..

Gummy's flesh-chilling voice..

UEE's I-don't-care-watcha-think confidence..

Victoria's body-folding ability..

Joori's goofiness..

Hyoyeon's dancing skills..

HyunA's pelvis-humping dance moves..

Dara's me2day throne and popularity..

Jea's musical high notes..

Amber's magic tricks..

Sohee's cutesy cuteness..


then I'm not gonna give 'em all back! Just saying!

FLASH NEWS

FLASH NEWS:
Goldilocks' long lost sister, Goldi-JYP, has been found alive in Korea and is now famous for abusing her own company's talents, and even her own self and public image (PROOF PICTURE BELOW).

oh Goldi-JYP, you suck! do you think that blonde hair
is so GD-ish?! yours is the FUGLIEST blonde in humankind! You
never should have tried dumping a whole cup of melted butter on your scalp!

ANOTHER FLASH NEWS: 
Goldilocks will be disowning her, IMMEDIATELY! QUICK!

5.14.2010

more Bigbang, YG!

 *Top may not have the abs of a god but his expression is priceless and more appealing!*

I miss them so much that the fandom loneliness drives me blogging! When are they coming back? YG said 2nd half of the year but who believes YG? He said before he'll be releasing Taeyang's album late 2009, then it got postponed gazillion times and even until now, it ain't out still.. Is he just waiting for Justin Bieber to reach puberty? Then we VIPs will be waiting for decades, when our hair turns gray or when Bigbang can't release albums anymore coz they already got a life and family of their own! Damn YG, I know you're all preparing your talents for their comebacks, but can you make it a bit quick? I'm having YG withdrawals if haven't noticed it! I've been soshified lately and I'm startin' to love some SME talents.. hope that scares you a bit! HA!

I miss my boys!

yeah I'm owning them! :P

5.06.2010

irese ♥ Boni

She's the newest Korean R&B diva all of you should be crazy of! I've downloaded her album and it's nothing but pure AWESOMENESS with a flair of R&B and Urban music combined for some soothing and smooth music listening!

give it up for the new k-diva, BONI *clap clap clap* *throws confetti*

First had an ear glimpse of her music when AlwaysTaeyang posted her amazing cover of Taeyang's Look Only At Me, and the high note at the end made me even more interested about this newbie. I can hear everyone screaming for some Taeyang-Boni collab!! Yeah, yell more!

oh btw, you should get a copy of her album, Nu One, and I swear, y'all will love it! All the tracks are awesome! Here's one track from her album that she sang live, ResQ Me..

And if you wanna stalk her more, drop by her own website or spy her on twitter and I tell you, she's soo friendly and sweet, I even got replies from her! She's not a snob so don't be afraid to tell her how amazing she is and that pretty face won't bite, so just go stalk her!

5.04.2010

Gee, irese ♥ SNSD

INITIALIZING...

SOSHIFICATION PROCESS STARTS NOW...

1%...

26%...

64%...

83%...

100%...

SOSHIFICATION PROCESS COMPLETE!

CONGRATULATIONS IRESE! YOU ARE NOW SOSHIFIED!
 

This is an achievement in my 6 months of Kpop stalking. I don't like these bunch of cutesy girls before. I saw them first on their Gee MV and just said to myself, "oh well, just a bunch of bodies with cute faces attached to a pair of great legs! and duh, they all look the same!", yeah, that WAS my SNSD thinking.

I'll plead guilty if you accuse me of:
  • not giving a damn in any news about the group, 
  • skipping their MVs and live performances,
  • believing that they are JUST cute and they can't even dance,
  • getting somehow annoyed once I see them on stage thinking they're too many to count and I can't even differentiate one member from the other- which literally gives me kpop migraine, 
  • hating them coz there are 9 of them in a group! Over Capacity! 
  • thinking that they are weak and just cute! No talent! Overrated!
and I'm now eating all my words (good thing they're non-fat! LOL)! I'll take all these words back *sigh*, I'm afraid I need to confess this,
so, who/what should be blamed for this shocking addition of kpop girl group fandom?

Cheddar and Chikky!
I'm pointing my fingers at these two SNSD geeks.. 
 They are the ones to be blamed for this great kpop change!

They had fed my innocent mind with SNSD vids and they had never stopped until I liked them all!

They introduced each SNSD member to me even if I said STOP coz im getting humongous kpop migraine!

They should be arrested and be electric-chaired! T___T


but oh well, everything's done already! no backing out! and hey, i'm lovin' the new fandom that I'm in right now! It's like solving a  mind game, MATCH SNSD MEMBERS' NAMES WITH THEIR FACES! I made mistakes at first, Jessica, Taeyeon and Tiffany are makin' this mindpuzzle difficult! I'm finding it hard to distinguish these three from each other, but youtube vids did the job! I can tell you the names of each SNSD members with flying colors! I can, I can!

So the next question is, WHO ARE MY FAVORITES? Don't expect me to answer only a single one. There are 9 of them! I'll prolly choose 4 and I'll be ranking them starting.. NOW!

1. Hyoyeon

I know you know I got a great space in my heart for kpop natives who are great in dancing, coughtaeyangcough, and Hyoyeon, on my opinion, could be the heartspacer who could fill my love for great kpop dancers! If you have an SNSD thinking like mine before I had a change of kpop heart and you don't know this girl at all, and you see her dance dopeshit, and you start to like her coz she's so cool, and I would tell you afterwards that she's an SNSD girl, I'm sure you'll fall off your seat and accuse me of being a liar! yeah, that's how good she is with dancing! I'm quite impressed with her skills,somehow opposite to SNSD's cutesy facade. I'm sorry Blackjacks for saying this but she might have Minzy of 2ne1 run for her money!

2. Yoona
I liked her way before I knew she has an SNSD blood! I first had a glimpse of her during Taeyang's Star Dance Battle. I LOLed at her expression when Taeyang did his shirt tease during his performance! major LOL.. check Yoona at 00:46

and because of that, I was then starting to like her.. we both got great taste for abs and men! HAHAHA! and after that, when I would accidentally look into SNSD MVs, her face is the only distinguishable one out of the 9 faces on my PC screen. When I see SNSD, I always look for Yoona. Yah know the feeling when you're in a restaurant and you just tend to order the same dish over and over again coz you don't know how the other dishes taste? That's what I'm feeling before for Yoona! She's a familiar face in a pool of strange ones! And who would ever think this cute face could dance dope like Hyoyeon? yeah, that was a major shock for me when I saw a Yoona dance like that. It gave me chills. I would say first impression is not dependable! I had fell into Yoona's trap, she had fooled me thinking she's a weak girl who's just gonna cry in the corner when somebody bullies her but damn, she got her stones and weapons ready for fighting!

3. Sunny
Her name fits her face so well. She looks fun and happy to be with! I would love her to be my best gal. Like we could talk about anything and everything under the sun over a slice of cake and nice cup of chocolate drink. And we'll be roommates, I am the untidy one and she'll yell at me telling me to pick up my dirty clothes but I won't yell at her back coz I'll be amazed how she could yell and smile at me at the same time! : )

4. Yuri
the SNSD chick I'm having problems and debates with other SNSD fans about her figure. Is she fat and chubby? Is she sexy? At first I find her chubby, seems like the black sheep of the group 'body figure'-ly speaking.. and then someone showed me this..
yeah right! I made some major SNSD mistakes! My deep apologies to you all! She's so friggin' sexy and I would love to steal her body if I could when she's sound asleep! She's one of my fave for she dances dopeshit too like Hyoyeon, she's got one helluva body worth drooling for, her face is just soo cute yet you get some traces of aggressiveness making you believe she could hurt you once you do something stupid! You get what I mean? yeah, I find her like that!


Gaaah, there now you know my SNSD picks. Do I have great SNSD taste? You like my picks too? Yes? No? No worries, I love them all! I'm just a newly born SNSD fangirl so don't expect me to love them all! I just familiarized their faces few minutes back so don't ask me to know their bdays, heights and weights, vital statistics coz I tell you, that's another set of mountains to climb. Naming and differentiating all 9 of them is one load of a job, the reason why I'm not interested at all with Super Junior! the hell with 13! Lemme savor the SNSD accomplishment first and after that, I might be opening my doors for these SuJu men.. kyaaahhh, this is just Bigbang and 2ne1 withdrawal! YG, bring my kpop babies now! We all have waited long enough and I think it's about time T____T

I think I need a group hug..
aawww.. thanks girls! yeah, SNSD fighting!

irese ♥ her Kpop girl crushes

so whaddup with this post? nah, just a list of some kpop vagina-owners I envy the most. Just some girls who make me wish on gazillion shooting stars for me to be them when I wake up in the morning, seein' their heavenly body instead of my vertically-challenged one when I stand in front of the mirror still lookin' and feelin' beautiful even with a messy hair and morning breath. Gaaahh.. I know I need to love who I am but would it be bad to envy other girls who are alot prettier and sexier than me? nah ah!

So expect to get drowned into an ocean of chocolate abs, oozing-with-too-much-sex-appeal bodies, white-as-snow pair of legs, and flawless faces from this post! E-N-V-Y is the key!

Gain of BEG
Who would not envy her flawless snow white skin and gorgeous pair of sexy legs? I freakin' swear she could ungay gays and lesbianize straight gals. She has those looks-like-she's-sleeping eyes makin' you think she's ONLY cute but beware, she got a gorgeous body with a hip of a devil swaying from left to right. 


HyunA of 4minute
She's got the greatest hip-pumping move on her Change MV that turned me into a HyunA fan few months back. She's what, 19?? yet she dances sexy enough makin' you get fooled by her innocent looks. and oh, she got some nice choco abs and I'm liking her signature shirt tease.. 
sexy eh?? So to all those people reading this, don't be fooled by HyunA! She's one smexy assassin behind that innocent face. Make her dance and you'll see her transform! Could you imagine how she'll be doin' when she turns legal? gaahh.. for sure it'll be more than hip-pumping! yeah, more than that!

Lee Hyori
How could I ever forget Korea's sexiest woman/ Kpop Queen?? If HyunA's a young sexy, then Hyori's the exact opposite. She's 30ish gifted with a body of a 20ish. I've read once in an online article that she has the most perfect body and the article's talkin' about body measurements, blah blah blah.. but I think her body's better seen than measured! And one thing I love about her is her skin color. It's not the usual korean white skin color like Gain's and HyunA's makin' her stand out if you pile her with other korean girls. And oh, she got a gorgeous sexy booty!

Gahi of After School
She's one helluvah sexy performing diva. And when I tell you that she is, you need to believe me! She's 30ish as well like Lee Hyori and it's somehow obvious coz she looks a bit old. But she's a 30ish woman with a perfectly-formed chocolate abs with cherry on top.

Aimee Lee Lucas
The only girl who gets butt-slapped by Taeyang on Bigbang's Number 1 MV !! Lucky her huh?! I so envy her for that! Who doesn't want to be butt-slapped by Taeyang? tell me!! tell me!! *sigh*

What I like and envy about her is her skills and passion for dancing! She dances dope, equally competent with Lyle Beniga and Shaun Evaristo no wonder YG fangirls want to be her. And she got close ties with our Bigbang babies and 2ne1 ladies. She even met Taeyang's mom.. now tell me I shouldn't be envious!

All in all, Im proud of Aimee's achievements. She has now grown into a great dancer and is still pursuing herself to be better. And Im proud that she's pinay and her mom's from Cebu and she replies to some of my tweets! HAHAHAH!

Joo Ri
She's my Surprise #1. Yeah, she got into my list and I'll explain why and I'll fully defend her! She's not pretty nor sexy! She doesn't have great body with oozing and smoking sex appeal and she doesn't have a cute face like HyunA's and Gain's. So what's makin' her effin' sexy? Well it's her smexy sense of humor! Evidence? Here's one..
She may be eyeing on my Taeyang candy on that vid but I'm willing to share him with her! It looks like we got the same plans if we got all the pervie opportunities! And I do think we could get along well together! HAHAHHAHA! I'll surely be forever laughing when I'm with her! She's sexy for me and sexiness is not defined ONLY by the earthly body.. ever heard of a sexy humor and sexy mind? Yeah, she got that!

Jo Kwon of 2am
Hey hey hey! Don't ask me why Jo Kwon came on my list and don't yell at me telling me that Jo Kwon's not even a vagina-owner, coz I tell you he can beat all these women if we talk about humongous sexiness in just a snap of his finger! If you're freakin' doubtful about my list now because of Jo Kwon, then I'm sure you haven't seen him dance yet! Lemme show you one!
shocked?! pissed?! dumbfounded? SURPRISE, SURPRISE! yeah, Jo Kwon's my Suprise #2! he's a bitch in the KPOPsphere. I dunno about his real thing regarding gender issues yet and the hell I care! If he's gay, then great! He fits perfectly! If he's straight, then I tell you, this straight guy could dance like a sexy bitch! Could you ever imagine your boyfriend dance and project like Jo Kwon? Could you ever imagine you and your boyfriend on the dancefloor and he sexydances better than you?  that's a hilarous thought! ROFLMAO. And I'm dyin' to be his bestie.. I could laugh all day long seein' him perform and dance abracadabra and sway those hips sexy! Jo Kwon, Jo Kwon, I sooo envy you more than all!


oh Jo Kwon, your bitchy you is hiding behind that rock-hard abs & sexy back!

and to end this sexy list, a dance clip from my 2 Surprises - Joo Ri and Jo Kwon.. (02:42-03:18)