11.10.2009

Ms. Swift's SNL Monologue

This is a non-KPOP random post about Taylor Swift singing her "Monologue Song (La la la)" song when she guested on Saturday Night Live! Funny how she mentions Joe(her cheater ex-boyfriend), Taylor Lautner and Kanye West on this! and the skit is really hilarious..just watch it for yourself!


Monologue Song (La La La)

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
but I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
but I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
La la la, La la la
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me
but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
so they're ashamed to go in public
but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
La la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe,
that guy who broke up with me on the phone
but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue
*Hey Joe, I'm doin' very well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
but I'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue
La la la, Ha ha ha,Ha ha ha, Ha ha ha, La la la
and if you're wonderin' if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight,
*whispers 'Hi Taylor', blows a kiss and gives a naughty wink
I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue
La la la la la la la
this is my musical monologue
*does some moves and makes the song mood sad
You might be expectin' me to say something bad about Kanye
and how he went up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue
*gives a big sigh
but there's nothing more to say coz everything's okay
 I've got security lining to stay
*two security agents come beside Taylor with one holding Kanye's sketch
It's my SNL monologue
La la la la la la la
this is my SNL monologue
La la la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue

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